Once upon a time...
there was a bad marketer called Drew,
Who knew nothing about rev shares
that didn’t stop him from screwing me and you
His excuses were lame where he would always pass the blame
and every time he spoke it resembled a lot like poo.
Scheming and scamming was his best thing he could do
he even had the nerve to open a new one called PayOutPro too.
So if you ever see this scamming piece of scum at the bottom of your shoe
kick him into touch coz you might be another victim of his scams
that’s all he knows what to do.
It’s Drew Burton, the Serial Scammer who hasn’t got a clue
about the shit storm that’s brewing that is gonna turn him red and blue
Its Drew Burton he loves to scam the world, have you seen his videos too?
Desperation through dedication is his evident medication
will turn into inevitable perspiration then incarceration
By the time we finish with him, he will need more than hospitalisation
For the only real salvation is not using his sheepish naive followers as a defence
But to come clean and pay up for his blatant crimes and degradation
that he has left across every nation.
For the last few years we buried our heads in the sand after we as a family got it ripped apart by the likes of Drew Burton and his band of merry thieves, some of which help him run his new scam Payoutpro.
So due to his blatant disregard for any of his victims and everyone who tried to retain some glimmer of hope of getting their money back.
For laughing and mocking his victims in the ranty video which was sad and a new low for him, by anyone’s standards.
For wanting to steal more money off the greedy folk of the world using PayOutPro.
For selling our private info with our written consent to the ads leader (TAL).
For stealing over 2 million dollars from innocent people and faking the hack.
So congratulations Mr Andrew (Drew) Burton of Ontario in Canada for being our scammer of the year. You won it in style beating every other potential winner from Charles Scoville to Uday Nara.
Shame on you!