Once upon a time in Drew Burtons life (POEM)

Once upon a time...
there was a bad marketer called Drew,
Who knew nothing about rev shares
that didn’t stop him from screwing me and you 
His excuses were lame where he would always pass the blame
and every time he spoke it resembled  a lot like poo.
Scheming and scamming was his best thing he could do
he even had the nerve to open a new one called PayOutPro too.
So if you ever see this scamming piece of scum at the bottom of your shoe
kick him into touch coz you might be another victim of his scams 
that’s all he knows what to do.
It’s Drew Burton, the Serial Scammer who hasn’t got a clue 
about the shit storm that’s brewing that is gonna turn him red and blue
Its Drew Burton he loves to scam the world, have you seen his videos too?
Desperation through dedication is his evident medication 
will turn into inevitable perspiration then incarceration 
By the time we finish with him, he will need more than hospitalisation 
For the only real salvation is not using his sheepish naive followers as a defence
But to come clean and pay up for his blatant crimes and degradation 
that he has left across every nation.